Dan Lambe's Top Tree Jokes

1.) What is a tree’s least favorite month?

Sept-TIMBER!   (You have to yell Timber)

2.) What kind of tree can you fit in your hand?

A Palm tree

3.) Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of its bark

4.) What did the tree wear to the pool party?

Swimming trunks

5.) What did Luke Skywalker say to the tree on Arbor Day?

May the FOREST be with you!

6.) What is a tree’s favorite drink?

ROOT beer.

7.) How does a tree get onto the internet?

It logs on

8.) Why don’t trees like jokes?

They are afraid they will get stumped

9.) Why did the tree like to play chess?

Because it was a Chess-nut!

10.) What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started a new branch.

11.) What is a pirate’s favorite holiday?

AHRRRRR-bor Day

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